Let’s get away from Fake News and talk about Fake things. WWE statement reads “…WWE and its Superstars bring families together and deliver a sense of hope, determination and perseverance.” I couldn’t help but laugh reading this but apparently a mayor in Florida agree its “essential business”. FLORIDIANS!! YOU WILL HAVE WRESTLING!! Spoiler alert…wrestling is not real!! Something that is not real is essential? If so, families across the world should gather in front of their TV and watch these guys pretend to beat each other senseless. It will give us the hope and determination to fight on during this crisis. I can see people all over the world standing in front of their TV crying and applauding after John Cena pinning the Undertaker for a 3 count. I can see Dads telling their sons to never give up and become the best they can be. I can see skinny people becoming workout machines and if all fails, there are always steroids. Please save us WWE!! Mankind needs you in our darkest hour.
**Meanwhile**….a stuffed white envelope was slid across the table to the mayor of Florida.