BACK TOGETHER
(2/9/25) We are glad to be back online and obviously attempts to “cancel” us were unsuccessful. Many things have happened in the sports world while we were on extended leave. We are going to keep it short today as there are more wagers that need to be placed.
My name is Luka I can’t walk up the second floor…
There was this Luka for Davis trade and everyone is still scratching their heads wondering what happened with Luka and Dallas. The answer is Luka pretty much ate himself out of Dallas. Luka is currently 270 pounds and he is only 25 year old. He ain’t going to get slimmer as he approaches 30. The Mavericks are sick and tired of telling this guy to stop hanging out with Zion Williamson at buffetts and fast food restaurants. Telling Luka to be in shape is like telling a hippo to lose weight…its not going to happen. I was watching the movie “The Whale” starring Brendan Fraser a few weeks back and for some reason I just though of Luka.
The Big Game
The NFL season is down to its final game with the Chiefs and Eagles left standing. Everyone was pulling for Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson to be in this position and as usual they lay an egg in the playoffs. Everyone is sick of Mahomes and wishes he would just retire and start the next chapter of his life voicing Kermit. Brittany Mahomes can also pack on another 150 pounds and assume the role of Miss Piggy. Also for god sake why does Mahomes always feel the need to tilt his head sideways whenever he walks back to the sideline? Ok, back to important matter…. Who needs to win this game?
The Eagles need to win this game for many reasons
There is something about Nick Sirianni that scares alot of people. He has all the characteristics and look of a very bad person aka a bad hombre. They say you can’t judge a book by its cover but in his case I think we can. The first tell was he was willing and ready to fight Philly fans. A head coach ready to throw punches against his own fans? You don’t see Andy Reid with this kind of attitude. Reid would rather invite you over for a good game of scrabble and over a cup of hot chocolate. Sirianni definitely have anger issues. If the Eagles lose, there will be trash cans buring with fires and cars being flipped in Philadelphia. Would it surprise anyone if Sirianni himself is out on the streets throwing molotov cocktails? One is going say those are crazy thoughts but with Sirianni you know its not out of the realm of possibility. If he does get fire as the Eagles coach, you don’t think the Eagles organization would beef up its security. Sirianni look like he could snap and return to do bad things. Again, its not out of the realm of possiblity with this guy. Maybe we are wrong about this guy, maybe his friends will tell us he is this gentle, mild mannered individual who loves kittens and puppies and loves to laugh with his fellow men and football is not an outlet for his anger but a chance to mold men into model citizens after their playing days.
Good luck everyone on their Superbowl bets. May your financial situation improves after tonight!
DUMB AS A ROCK
(9/17/24) These QBs have been through thousands and thousands of plays in their career going dating back to high school, college and in the NFL. Not to mention the hours spent dissecting game tapes with coaches. Yet these guys are still confused by defenses on game day. So what gives?? What seems to be the problem? The answer is obvisous and we need to face the ugly truth. More than half of the QBs in the NFL are just plain dumb. They are pretending that they are making adjustment at the line pre-snap but when the snap happens and players start running around, all they see is mass confusion. They have no clue what to do. They simply cannot process information in real time and as a result takes off running. The league and people on TV calls these QBs “special”. In reality, these guys can’t read the defense and would rather run. Yea, its cute to see Lamar Jackson pick up 15 yards running but when it comes down to needing a completion towards the end of the game these guys can’t throw. We all see Lamar Jackson missed 2 wide open receivers in the closing seconds of the Chiefs game.
Teams need to adjust to how they draft QBs. The number one thing that teams need to look for is someone with a brain and not someone who can throw the ball 80 yards on his knees or runs a fast time at the combine. Teams need to grill a player over and over again and make sure this guy is smart and can read a defense. They would be better serve to bring in a school teacher to evaluate if this guy is indeed smart. What about scouting you say? Scouting looks at mostly physical abilities and this is where the problem lies. Throw college game highlights into the trash can. The talent discrepancies between college teams are gigantic. Who cares if you are a lineman from Alabama dominating some scrawny kid from the college of culinary arts. JaMarcus Russell was suppose to be this great QB but ends up being a laughing stock because he was lazy and dumb as a rock.
The Carolina Panthers is a recent example of teams that are clueless when it comes to drafting a QB when they took Bryce Young as the #1 overall pick. Young was short and severely undersized to start off with so what did the Panthers really see in this guy? Maybe playing for Alabama was enough for the Panthers to draft him. After 1 season and 1 game into his second year, the Panthers is benching him. Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover and if you ever watch any of the post game interview involving Bryce Young you can tell he ain’t smarter than a 5 year old. He comes across as somewhat clueless. He would use the word “um” constantly throughout the interview and constantly mention God and that God has plans for him. We took a moment to follow up with God…
THE BELOW CONVERSATION MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED..
PP: Hey God, Bryce Young sucks, why don’t you make him a better QB?
God: Yea, I am a bit busy right now with problems around the world and I’ll get back to him when I get a chance. What did you say his name was again?
PP: He kept mentioning you in his interview..His name is Bryce Young and after 1 season and 1 game into this season, he is geting bench by the Panthers. You need to help him immediatly!
God: I see…well. he is going to wait and he is the least of my concern at the moment.
People keep saying the future of the NFL is bright with all these up and coming young QBS and its so far from the truth. Remember Justin Fields, Kenny Pickett, Trey lance and countless others who were suppose to be their respective teams’ QB for the next 10 years?
ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW
(9/10/24) Hundreds of people get pulled over for speeding across America and most people just get their ticket and go on with their lives. It’s a simple process but for some people stupidity gets in the way and it becomes an issue. Before we go any further we would like to educate people on how to proceed when getting pulled over for speeding. This is especially useful information for all the pro atheletes who the media like to call “special” but in realty most are dumb and have no clue how to navigate life and often takes the path of making a ton of money, spending a ton of money and ends up broke a few years after leaving the game. We hope atheletes can take the time to study the below scenario or maybe role play in the film room so we don’t end up with another Tyreek Hill incident. The whole situation just “reeks” of stupidity.
Scenario:
You are driving 100 mph on a 50 mph zone…and you hear police sirens and next thing you know you are being pulled over.
You (hands on steering wheel and windows rolled down): Hello, good day officer. How can I help you?
Police: License and registration please. Did you know you were doing 100 mph and the speed limit was 50?
You: Yes I am aware and is very sorry. Can I reached into my glove box to get my registration?
Police: Sure go ahead.
(**You then hand over your license and registration**)
Police: sit tight. I’ll be right back..
(**Police then goes back to his cruiser and check your info and 5 minutes later…**)
Police: Here is your speeding ticket and you can appeal in court if you wish. Have a great day!
(**Police cruiser then drives away**)
You then turn the radio back on to your favorite tune and continue on with your life. You speed and got caught and the worst thing that happens now is you are out a couple of hundred dollars and your car insurance goes up. You followed instructions and was not confrontational and because of that NOTHING WAS ESCALATED.
Tyreek Hill with a $30 million dollar contract and a 5 cent brain does everything the opposite when he got pulled over for speeding in his McLaren. Let’s see what he did wrong. First, speeding with a McLaren is just plain dumb around game time because people are still trying to get to the game. There is going to be heavy traffic and If he hits another car, chances are it will end up being a multi car accident and alot of people will get hurt. Second, when stopped because Hill’s car had tinted windows..they police had to knock on his windows to tell him to lower it. Hill didn’t appreciate the officer knocking on his window. Was the officer suppose to just stand there and wait until Hill decides to lower the window whenever he chooses??? After rolling down his window, Hill decides to roll his tinted window back up and the officer told him to don’t roll it back up. Hill is his own man and the police is not the boss of him and he let them know. This is a big deal because if you allow people to rolled their tinted window back up and if you pulled over a bad person..they can reach for a gun so from an officers’ point of view.. it is very dangerous. They want a clear view of everyone in the car and their actions. The police then have to tell drag him out of the car and tell him to sit but Hill kept saying he had surgery on his knee and can’t sit. So Hill can’t sit but its not a problem for him to plant his leg, change directions and run routes at high speed during the game??? The whole situation could have been avoided if he would just have cooperated and follow directions but instead chose to be a loud mouth. Could this be why the Chiefs didn’t care for him??
What makes it worst in this situation is that you have people on TV who doesn’t have the guts to say Hill started all this. They want to circle their wagons and claim that Hill is the latest victim of Police harrasment. The Miami Dolphins doubled down and released a stupid statement trying to back up Hill and that they stand behind him. Behind closed doors you know the Dolphins organization is saying all Hill had to do was follow directions and this would not have turned into a media circus.