The shelter in place has turn some household items into artifacts such as my comb or my electric shaver. I haven’t been outside the house for more than 5 minutes. I haven’t been in the sunshine for a while and I am afraid when I do go outside on a sunny day I might get burn. Perhaps I am becoming a vampire. I haven’t shave in 3 weeks. I haven’t comb my hair in 3 weeks. I brush my teeth once every 3 days. Eventually, I’ll just give up brushing my teeth altogether and save on toothpaste. I am also saving on my water bill because I am showering once every 4 days. I am pretty much devolving (opposite of evolving) as a human being. There is no one to impress or see so why bother. Today, I look at myself in the mirror and after a brief shock of “what on earth is that creature looking at me!!” I realized its just me. I am starting to look like the caveman in those Geico commercial. Caveman and dinosaurs no longer exist so perhaps looking like a homeless guy is a better description of my current status. A homeless guy stuck at home for 24 hours a day. Kinda ironic.