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if you were ready for your cruise that would be good news….but if you are in Dallas and listen to Mr. Shark Tank Mark Cuban and his peddling of Voyager crypto your life savings is going down and will joining the Titanic on the ocean floor… the good news is Cuban is saying sorry by …
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Ask most people who Chet Holmgren is and the first thing that will comes to mind is…”the tall, skinny, white kid” from Gonzaga”..Banchero may be the first pick of the draft but Holgrem is the unicorn of the draft because his skill set is rare.

The Celtics pretty much won free agency by fleecing the Pacers for Malcolm Brogdon. All it took was a bunch of scrubs and a 2023 first round pick that will be somewhere in the late 20s.

Base on the betting lines…we all know who will be the number #1 pick in the NBA draft tonght. When a betting line is pulled off the board its a done deal.

On a day when the Yankees beat the Cubs 18-4…you know you suck when your name in Marwin Gonzalez and you go 0-5 with no hits, no walks, no rbi and no run scored. And to highlight how pathetic he was, the Yankees backup catcher had 2 homers…

Deshaun Watson is going through a difficult period in his life at the moment. His left hand is constantly overworked as he can’t find any masseuses at the moment to ejaculate on.

Doctor McCoy said it best “Damn it,Jim, I’m a doctor…”..let’s stop calling Jimmy Butler a superstar. This guy basically quit on the Heat game 5 and how many superstar you know can’t shoot a 3 and just relies on free throws to pad his stats. Don’t forget the number of teams he has been on.

In the Astros at Red Sox game on Tuesday..the SAME fan caught a homerun ball TWICE in the SAME inning! The odds of that happening is higher than hitting Powerball.

Not one but two shootings in downtown Milwaukee after the Bucks lost to the Celtics in game 6. 20 people were injured. Thank god this wasn’t a game 7 loss. Fear the Deer??? It’s time we rename it to “Fear the guns” or just simply “Fear for your life” when the Bucks lose.

After seeing the Sixers lose by 35 points the day before…the Warriors said we will show you a new level of disgrace by losing by 39 points but at one point they trailed by 54 points.

No team should be blown out of the water in the semi finals by 35 points. Embiid and Harden is an embarrassment. Someone should tell Jimmy Harden to shave his beard. The magic ride is over. He is nothing now but a guy who dribbles around and can get past anyone.

Steve Kerr tested positive for Covid and cannot coach the Warriors in game 4. It’s kinda interesting that not one starter for any of the playoffs teams has tested positive for Covid thus far and they are out there swapping bodily fluids constantly during games and Steve Kerr is positive? What have Steve Kerr been …
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Who said the road to the NBA Finals is difficult??? All you have to do is send in a bench player and tell him to whack the other team’s starter in the head when they go in for a layup. Dillon Brooks single handedly increases Memphis chances by 20%.

Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in all of sports. Marcus Semien had 45 hrs in 2021. This year he is batting .150 with zero hrs one month into the season. The Rangers gave him a 7 year-$175 million contract and it looks like the biggest robbery in MLB history. Semien had …
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Deandre Hopkins got busted for PED and of course these guys use the same lame excuse of not knowing that they were using a ban substance. These guys are always guilty because all they have to do was ask the league whether or not the stuff they are using is a ban substance. Once again …
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Joel Embiid will probably never do the “airplane” again after getting smashed in the face and is out indefinitely for the playoffs. The Karma police is always watching..Joel Embiid pretty much “crash and burn” the Sixers.

Why are more and more people betting the NFL draft? Have we sank to a new low of degenerates? What is next? Betting whether or not the first pick will say “I just want to come in and do whatever it takes to help the team” or “ it’s a dream come true”..give me the …
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The NFL will have 3 games on Christmas Day..move over NBA, nobody cares about your meaningless regular season games.

What is up with dumb NFL players and Florida roads? This time Byron Pringle of the Bears was arrested for doing donuts and a suspended license. These guys may make millions but most have a 10 cent brain.

If your team at one point lead by 27 points AT HOME and then end up losing by 9…and your best player takes 4 shots the whole game..this is the result of a bozo coach.

Lets us learn a valuable lesson from Dwayne Haskins death…AAA membership is less than $50 and they will bring gas to you if you run out. Do not attempt to cross freeways to get gas on your own and especially if you made millions and can afford $50. bonus tip…don’t drive fancy cars, they eat …
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Tiger Woods is definitely an attention seeker. He made sure that everyone at Augusta and people watching at home can spot him with his bright fuchsia shirt. I too need to buy a fuchsia shirt for my next event.

The MLB season kicks off this Thursday and can we stop complaining that the games are too long. Nothing can be more relaxing than watching a game live and just relax and enjoy the beautiful weather. If your life is on hold because the game is too long and hasn’t finish then you are a …
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Nikola Jokic of the Nuggets has to be the international version of Rob Gronkowski.

With the Lakers playoff hopes in jeopardy..Lebron is going to say he did all he can in the Lakers lost to the Pelicans with 37 points..the GOAT want to be scored just 2 points in the 4th quarter and with a chance to tie with a 3 pointer..he threw up an air ball that was …
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Duke players would slap the court with their hands to getting excited on defense..apparently Will Smith loves this approach also but instead of the floor he slaps Chris Rock’s face. Maybe Smith saw New Jack City and was trying to get Pookie to stop using drugs.

Gonzaga may have lost the game but the refs certainly did their part in helping. Doug Shows was one of the refs and he made sure that Chet Holmgren was in foul trouble and did not finish the game. Chet Holmgren was heating up in the second half and the refs made sure he wouldn’t …
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Tyreke Hill got a ton of money from the Dolphins now it’s a matter of time before he complains about not getting the ball and the constant losing.

Lebron James said “I’m literally having the time of my life right now”…really? The Lakers are 10 games below .500, 9th place in the West and he spews this garbage from his mouth?? Another great example that it is always about Lebron.

The Cleveland Browns said they did “extensive” research on Watson before trading for him. This “extensive” research did not look into any of the accusers. No wonder the Browns are a disaster of a organization. This trade however will help the city of Cleveland. 50 new massage parlors just open in the last few days …
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