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After questioning if Frankie Lasagna was a real name. We are now once again tested.

Cincinnati vs Tulsa Tulsa’s QBs sacked 11 times Tulsa 45 rushes..36 yards total Cincinnati called for 11 flags Cincinnati 2-14 on 3rd down Cincinnati 3-3 on 4th down

The one good news coming from the Ime Udoka situation was that he didn’t have an affair with “Lucky” the Celtics mascot..the really bad news was that he got involve with the wife of Celtics VP of Finance. If it was an intern the Celtics could have swept it under the rug. Maybe the Finance …
Continue reading Okie dokie…

Justin Verlander is pitching tonight against the Oakland A’s. On the surface it looks like just a regular game for regular fans but for Dylan Cease and future bettors…this will pretty much decides the AL Cy Young winner. Verlander could have taken a few more weeks off with the Astros in control but he wants …
Continue reading How bad do you want it…

When did MLB start allowing pitchers to wear sunglasses when they pitch? Well, the sunglasses looked cool but upon entering the game Jesse Chavez immediately walk the first guy then gets yanked when he gives up a 2 run single..lets hope he is not the type that wear sunglasses at night!

When the Broncos give Russell Wilson that monster contract…they expect him to at least beat Geno Smith of all people. This is a new low for Wilson. Geno Smith thinks he is a real NFL QB now but the world know he still sucks.

He was such a smart young man…well let’s remove the word ”smart” to describe him and replace it with a more appropriate word like “dumbass”..$100 million dollar contract with a 5 cents brain. Great way to show his 1million+ followers how clueless he is. Lets throw this guy literally to the ”wolves”!!

The Niners decided to not trade Jimmy G, this pretty much tells you that they have no confidence in Trey Lance. Lance falls in the category of if he can’t run he is useless. When is the NFL going to stop falling in love with these running QBs from college.

Julio Rodriguez is getting a long term extension from the Mariners and it could make him a Mariner till 2039. Michael Harris of the Braves also got a massive extension. This is the new trend in MLB. All you have to do is over perform for 5 months and teams will be suckered into giving …
Continue reading Jumping the gun…

3 months ago…Sylvester Stallone’s wife posted this beautiful message about their marriage. 3 months later (August)…They are getting a divorce. Just like sports, things can go downhill quick…just ask the Atlanta Falcons 28-3.

Vanessa Bryant wants the world to know Kobe Bryant would have turn 44 today. This is great. Unfortunately, like my neighbor who turns 68 today… nobody really cares! Vanessa Bryant needs to stop bringing his name up in the media for attention.

Now that Deshaun Watson is suspended for 11 games, massage parlors in Cleveland will be fighting for his business. The ones with the smallest towel will be given first priority by Watson. The NFL will also implement the ”Tug Rule” for Watson.

NFL scouts were right about Kenny Pickett. He does have small hands. Look for plenty of fumbles and ball slipping out of his hands in bad weather.

Kelly Olynk of the Pistons just got married and by the looks of their wedding picture..we know he wears the pants in the relationship because no guy can get away with wearing a cap backwards and sneakers on their wedding day. It is also rumored that between vows the guests had a pickup basketball game …
Continue reading Man’s man…

Can these MLB announcers stop feeding us the garbage that Juan Soto is such a great hitter. Soto is batting .243 for the year. He has 17 doubles for the year. That comes out to slightly over 4 doubles a MONTH!!! To put it in perspective..as of today there are 58 players with more double …
Continue reading Great hitter…

Chet Holgrem is now officially in the NBA with his gangster pose with Paolo Banchero, flashy jewelry and crotch grab.

Aaron Rodgers arrived to Packers training camp as Cameron Poe..Rodgers may never win another SuperBowl but he did pull this off.

John Wick:Chapter 4 trailer was just released 2 days ago and have over 10 million views. The best line in the trailer was “ not even you can kill everyone”… we all know what will happen…John Wick will kill everyone (only bad guys of course)

The Cardinals gave Kyler Murray a 5-year $230.5 million contract. That comes out to approx. $46 million a year. Murray will win you exactly zero Superbowls. This guy pouts, childish and is a bad teammate. 2nd highest paying QB in the NFL for 2022? What a joke.

The ESPY is the most useless award show. Klay Thompson won Comeback Player of the Year over Trey Mancini is a slap in the face. Where is Will Smith when you need him? Trey Mancini had to overcome stage 3 colon cancer and Klay Thompson had a torn ACL…bunch of idiots over at ESPN

Another crypto company paused withdrawals today. its the equivalent of a team pulling their starters. Its game over..

if you were ready for your cruise that would be good news….but if you are in Dallas and listen to Mr. Shark Tank Mark Cuban and his peddling of Voyager crypto your life savings is going down and will joining the Titanic on the ocean floor… the good news is Cuban is saying sorry by …
Continue reading Bon voyage…

Ask most people who Chet Holmgren is and the first thing that will comes to mind is…”the tall, skinny, white kid” from Gonzaga”..Banchero may be the first pick of the draft but Holgrem is the unicorn of the draft because his skill set is rare.

The Celtics pretty much won free agency by fleecing the Pacers for Malcolm Brogdon. All it took was a bunch of scrubs and a 2023 first round pick that will be somewhere in the late 20s.

Base on the betting lines…we all know who will be the number #1 pick in the NBA draft tonght. When a betting line is pulled off the board its a done deal.

On a day when the Yankees beat the Cubs 18-4…you know you suck when your name in Marwin Gonzalez and you go 0-5 with no hits, no walks, no rbi and no run scored. And to highlight how pathetic he was, the Yankees backup catcher had 2 homers…

Deshaun Watson is going through a difficult period in his life at the moment. His left hand is constantly overworked as he can’t find any masseuses at the moment to ejaculate on.

Doctor McCoy said it best “Damn it,Jim, I’m a doctor…”..let’s stop calling Jimmy Butler a superstar. This guy basically quit on the Heat game 5 and how many superstar you know can’t shoot a 3 and just relies on free throws to pad his stats. Don’t forget the number of teams he has been on.

In the Astros at Red Sox game on Tuesday..the SAME fan caught a homerun ball TWICE in the SAME inning! The odds of that happening is higher than hitting Powerball.

Not one but two shootings in downtown Milwaukee after the Bucks lost to the Celtics in game 6. 20 people were injured. Thank god this wasn’t a game 7 loss. Fear the Deer??? It’s time we rename it to “Fear the guns” or just simply “Fear for your life” when the Bucks lose.