Bird brain…

Philadelphia Eagles gives Jalen Hurts a 5 year $255 million contract. That comes out to over $55 million a year. All it takes is one good year and teams overreact and overpay. Running QB are only relevant in fantasy football and will not win Superbowls.

Get excited…

There is a video of Zion Williamson dunking in practice and is getting people excited that he is coming back. Who are we kidding here? Let’s not sugar coat this donut, the guy is just fat. He is due to make $33 million next year and will miss at least half a season.

Taking his talent…

DeMarcus Cousins is “Boogie”ing his talent not to Russia, Europe, China or Japan but to a…..Puerto Rican League???? This is pitiful. Chances are he blew all his money and is desperately looking for a paycheck from the NBA eventually. This guy should just boogie into the night and call it a career.

Big Mac…

Glad to see Mac McClung win the NBA dunk contest! Being only 6’2, this guy did not miss a dunk. McClung tonight shows that indeed white man can jump. He now has more dunk trophy than the great Lebron who never participated in a dunk contest because he was afraid to lose.

Hooray…

Lebron broke Kareem’s all time scoring title but OKC (one of the worst team in the league) won the game. Behind Lebron’s greatness the Lakers are the 3rd worst team in the western conference. It’s not like GM James put together the team…oh wait nevermind.

Nolan Ryan is not walking through that door…

The Rangers sign signed Jacob Degrom to a massive 5 year-$185 million contract..Texas, get ready for 5 years of frustrations because you cannot say Degrom without these words… sideline, felt some pain, shoulder discomfort, elbow discomfort, will miss a few starts, 10 day DL, 60 day DL, MRI, seeing a specialist, Dr. James Andrew, bad …
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Free massages…

Deshaun Watson is back from his suspension and said he will give all the players on the Browns free massages if they beat the Texans this week. Everyone was excited about the massages until they found out that Watson was the one personally giving the massages.

Say it ain’t so…

Joe Burrow’s parents had to drive 6 hours to watch him play the Ravens in Baltimore…Burrow couldn’t send a limo to pick up his parents? The good news was that Burrow got his parents a 25% discount off parking at the stadium and got both of them two fountain drink for free.