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This was at the end of Sunday Night Football. Cris Collinsworth, this guy has played in the league and has done hundreds of games as a broadcaster.. so he is probably smarter than all of us when it comes to football right? Wrong!! With 13 seconds left Collinsworth kept saying on the next play the …
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Anthony Richardson is done for the season after injuring his shoulder on a run. Running QBs are cute but will never last in the NFL. If you can throw and read a defense there is no point in taking off from the pocket and running. Tom Brady has exactly 1 serious injury in his 23 …
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Mark Twain “ It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.… The Bucks and Celtics made big moves this off season and Joel Embiid uttered the following dumb words.. “Who says they surpassed us?” Embiid’s intelligence is obviously in the single digit and one has to …
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Damien Lilliard is glad that he didn’t end up in Miami after seeing another side of Jimmy Butler. The heat down in Miami definitely make people behave in a strange way.

After the Milwaukee Bucks traded for Lilliard…the Celtics said hold my beer and traded for Jrue Holiday. The Celtics are all in and wants this championship. Fans in every cities could only hope their owners have this type of killer instinct.

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift reminds us of Beauty and the Beast. At least we now know Taylor Swift is not shallow and as long as you are beautiful on the inside like Kelce just have your people call her people.

Colorado got steam rolled by Oregon 42-6. The Ducks took their feet off the pedal in the 4th quarter or else Colorado could have easily lost by 50 points. To help ease the pain of this lost, the whole team will be spending Sunday at their local cannabis dispensary. One last word from Sanders… Future …
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Reds pitcher Fernando Cruz wants to thank God for blessing him with 1 and 2/3 inning of shutout baseball. Cruz spent more than 10 years in the minors with an era of 5.62. God must have been busy when Cruz was in the minors.

Saquan Barkley really really wants a big contract. Nick Chubb went down with a knee injury that will most likely end his season. This is exactly why teams should never lock up a running back long term.

Deion Sanders aka Coach Prime was the only person in the stadium to wear sunglasses 🕶️ at the beginning of the Colorado State game which was a night game. He took it off shortly after realizing it looks kinda silly. Sanders and this circus will come to a halt when Oregon and USC destroy Colorado.

Former Buccaneers WR Mike Williams passed away after a beam fell on his head while on a construction site. A Gofundme has been set up to raise 20k??? This guy made over $40 million dollars during his career. As of this minute it has raised $1985.

Julio Urias of the Dodgers got arrested for domestic violence. This makes it twice in 4 years he has gotten in trouble for domestic violence. This is the statement he released after being suspended 20 games back in 2019.. There is no way he wrote this if you listen to him talk. Who are we …
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At a White Sox game… a woman got pass security by hiding a gun in the folds of her belly fat. Thanks to this woman all security personnel across MLB will now have to ask all people entering the park to lift up their belly fat for conceal weapons. Apparently the metal detector was unable …
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Daniel Vogelbach of the Mets weighs a healthy 270 pounds. He hits a ball off the right field wall and it gets pass the right fielder at least 10 yards. To 99% of MLB players this would be an easy double but Vogelbach was this short of 2nd base. However, he was able to pull …
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This is clearly an intentional act by the parents to set up their kid for ridicule. Hope he has a good career and not get “bounce around” the league. If he doesn’t play next week hope it’s a healthy “scratch”. Hope he invest his NFL money wisely so he doesn’t get “ felted”. Panthers players …
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Barbie is making a billion dollar at the box and is hoping to capitalized on merchandising also. Figure I go get myself a Ken doll but upon visiting Mattel’s website…two things seems off….where’s Ken?? and without getting into big trouble let’s just say initial reaction is…hmmmmmm…..

Seattle catcher Cal Raleigh was heading to the mound with his head down..Pitcher Matt Brash also had his head down and was ready to throw a pitch. At the last second Brash caught himself and stopped his pitch mid motion. If he didn’t, it would have been the first time ever in MLB that a …
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Ezekiel Elliot signs a one year deal with the Patriots. This is hard to believe that he somehow convinced Bill Belichick that he won’t be lazy and can understand the playbook. Zeke will want the ball at the 1 yard line and goes in for the TD and show that he still has it and …
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If you are going to get ejected might as well leave a lasting impression. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Laz Diaz you have an admirer in Aaron Boone.

Deuce Vaughn is 5’5” and is the shortest player ever in the NFL and he is on the Cowboys. It’s a great accomplishment but when you pull back the curtain….it happens that his dad Chris Vaughn is the Assistant Director of college scouting for the Cowboys. Chris Vaughn said he had no say in drafting …
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Jalen Brown pulled off one of the biggest robbery in NBA history. Celtics gave him 5 years $300+ million for not even being a top 10 player. How can owners be this dumb?

The Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA Summer League Championship and in other “no one cares news”… I bought a pack of gum today and didn’t realize it was sugar free.

MLB needs to come up with something new. The Home Run Derby is boring and the only people that cares are the people betting on it. How many times do we need to see players overreact to a home run with their mouths wide open as if they just saw a unicorn. Having the players …
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Wander Franco displaying his feminine side with a string of pearls made out of gold. It looks pretty on him and hopefully this starts a new trend in MLB. Would love to see a tough guy like Bryce Harper sport one of these man pearls.

Victor Wembanyama had not played 1 single regular season game yet and he is already creating drama and lying. VB and his security team had a little incident with Britney Spears of all people. VB said Britney Spears grabbed him from behind. Video showed she didn’t. Once again people need to stop idolizing these guys. …
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Fernando Tatis is having a great year but is not voted into the all star game. All because last year he was suspended for 80 games for using a banned substance. The fans and players made the right move. They are sending a message that if you cheat you are not going to be forgiven …
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny- You should go see it because this is it for Harrison Ford. You will however be disappointed. The casting for this movie was terrible and made the movie worse. I actually doze off a couple of times midway through the movie. If not for my 32 ounce soda …
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Today we celebrate our independence but more importantly we must celebrate this American icon. An ordinary Joe who may not know how to dribble a basketball, throw a football or hit a baseball but god blessed him with the ability to consume hot dogs. Everyone around the country should raise a hot dog to honor …
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There millions and millions of single women in the world and why does he have to choose her?? Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen won a lot of championships together but they are not good friends. Michael Jordan has a son name Marcus. Scottie Pippens ex-wife is Larsa Pippen. Marcus and Larsa is dating each other …
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It’s more like Cleveland got rocks for brains. Total idiots. Cavaliers signed the great Max Strus to a 4 year $63 million contract. Strus got hot for a few weeks and the Cavaliers fell for it hook, line and sinker. Strus stats in the Finals against Denver: 10-43 FG for 24% 6-32 3pt FG for …
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