Author:Playbook

(MLB) The eye high 95mph+ fastball is an unhittable pitch yet you see time and time again professional hitters can’t lay off it.

(Celebrity) OJ Simpson said he avoids Los Angeles at all cost because he might run into Nicole Brown’s killer!!! Sheesh…Still trying to convince the world that he is innocent 🤫

(MLB) Ramon Laureano was busted for PED and was suspended for 80 games and of course he claims he didn’t know how Nandrolone got into his system. Yea…sure he didn’t know how it got into his system. It’s not like he just walk into a convenient store and accidentally grabbed some nandrolone while grabbing a …
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(MLB) Braves vs Cardinals…with the bases loaded and two outs in the top of the 8th, Cardinals pitching walk 4 straight batter in a row for 4 runs. That has to be a record.

(NBA) Can we please stop calling Russell Westbrook a great player. He is the most overrated player in the NBA. Yes, he put up triple doubles but he is going to be on his 4th team in 4 years. There is a reason for that. He cannot close out a game when needed. He cannot …
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(MLB)-the Cleveland Indians will be known as the Guardians starting in 2022 because Indians was too offensive. Groot, Rocket and Star Lord will be suing the city of Cleveland.

(NFL)-what happened to the Deshaun Watson lawsuit??? No updates and no follow up. It’s as if Thanos just snapped his finger and everything just vanishes. That’s the thing with rich people and athletes…the don’t need the Gauntlet to make things disappear. The have a lot of Benjamins that can make a lot of things disappear.

(MLB) One of the most frustrating thing in baseball are runners at first and third with one out and the batter just have to hit at least a medium dept fly ball to drive the run in but instead strikeout. There should be a mlb stat call “choke” which keeps track of the percentage a …
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To America, the greatest country in the world!! We may be dysfunctional but we are still one family. God bless!

(NBA)-We see this happen all the time and people still fall for it. After Trae Young was announced that he was out last night against the Bucks…every sucker was running to the betting window and betting the Bucks to steam roll the Hawks. Instead the heavily favored Bucks lost by 22!

(NBA) One of the dumbest thing is the make-believe world of redrafting a draft. What’s the point really??? You just rank the players again after seeing how they pan out??? What a waste of time.

(NFL) Don’t you hate it when you get into your card and realize you may have forgotten something? Did I forget my wallet? Nope! Did I forget my phone? Nope! Well, Frank Clark of the KC Chiefs made sure he didn’t forget something when he left his house….that’s right he made sure he brought his …
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(NBA Playoffs) Mark Jackson is one of the worst NBA analyst In history. This guy has nothing to offer except one cliche after another. It seems like he has no ability to form his own opinion on anything.

(76ers/Hawks Playoffs)After taking just 4 shots in game 5 of the playoffs and got ridiculed , Ben Simmons decided to get super aggressive and step up his game…… he took 6 shots in game 6. I am glad he showed his critics.

The CDC is releasing a message advising people to stop kissing live poultry because it’s hazardous to your health. So please stop kissing live chickens!! That means you Gonzo!!

The Oklahoma City Thunder is a disgrace. No professional basketball team should ever lose by 57 points. These guys were hanging their heads and was waiting for the clock to hit zero. No fight whatsoever.

If you want to test how patience you are, simply call a sports talk radio show. They make you wait for hours on hold and then when they put you on, you get 30 seconds of air time. Talk about wasting your life away…

in 1937, the United States made its first social security payment and from that day on every retired Americans waits patiently for their monthly payment so they can hit the slot machines.

We all need heros to guide us through life and to show us the way. I think I may have found my hero. A Japanese guy was recently arrested because he was dating 35 women at the same time. I guess it was hard to fit #36 into his busy schedule. Nevertheless, this guy is …
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So apparently Robert De Niro is forced to keep taking every role that is presented to him so that he can continue to support his ex wife’s lavish lifestyle. She requires 375k a month to be happy. If there is a role that requires him to play a ballerina I guess he has no choice …
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The draft is finally here!!!….the WNBA draft that is. I will probably tune in to watch the first overall pick and not know who she is. The moment I hear the draft experts calling her a “special” player is when it’s time for me to change the channel. total time spent watching the WNBA draft: …
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Nothing good happens after 12am. Aaron Donald has been accused of assault after hours at a nightclub. Was this guy showing up Donald with his moves on the dance floor? Why do bad things always happen at nightclubs?? You never hear about assaults at Book clubs. You never hear assaults at Chess clubs. You never …
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We all have now seen the video of a Black guy kicking a 65 year old Asian woman in front of the hotel and the doorman decided that his first priority is to close the door so the heat doesn’t escape. The thing that upset me the most is where is the Punisher? Isn’t he …
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The Houston Rockets are pathetic for an NBA team. With 7:30 left in the 4th quarter against the worst teams in the NBA (Timberwolves)…they manage to score zero points. Not even 1 single free throw! The coach should get a piece of the blame. If my team is not hitting shots from the outside, I …
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Things haven’t been looking up for Ohio State. Dwayne Haskins gets booted off the team. Alabama destroyed Ohio State in the Championship game. Ohio State men’s basketball team got embarrassed by 15th seed Oral Roberts. Urban Meyer will bypass Justin Fields of Ohio State and take Trevor Lawrence with the first overall pick.

Deshaun Watson is facing a sexual assault lawsuit from a female masseuse. In the lawsuit against Watson, he allegedly told her, “I know you have a career and a reputation, and I know you would hate for someone to mess with yours, just like I don’t want anyone messing with mine,” So this is pretty …
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With the March Madness comes brackets so the question becomes how many trees are destroyed and sacrificed so we can print out brackets?? Do we really care that for a few weeks In March we are destroying our planet? The answer is “heck no!!”. The only thing we care about is winning that bracket and …
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It’s nice to know that Duke and Kentucky didn’t make the tournament. It’s nice to know the “committee” has the guts to do what’s right and not select Duke and Kentucky because of the “do you know who I am”. Hartford University the 16th seed can be proud that they made it over Duke and …
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Barbershops across New England will experience a drastic drop in business from men pulling out all their hair watching Cam Newton in frustrations. Bubble gum sales are expected to increase along with blood pressure medications.

Then who is the real Meyers Leonard?? Everyone needs to stop idolizing these athletes. Behind closed doors these guys are just as flawed as the rest of us. The only difference is they have a PR department ready with some apology statement that had been used 1000s of time. Don’t forget to throw in the …
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