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(NFL) Cam Newton is back with the Panthers…watching his news conference something was off. He didn’t look too good, looked tired and beat. A few months away from the NFL and he looks like he aged 10 years. I guess when you get no attention you let yourself go.

(NCAAF)one of the most useless and overused term in football is winning the coin toss, deciding to receive the ball so they can set the tone. Most games are not won after the first possession.

(NFL) Aaron Rodgers pulled a play fake on everyone by saying he was “immunized”. Now it is revealed that he is unvaccinated. Never buy anything from this guy including insurance products.

(NFL)Henry Ruggs was driving drunk at 156mph and killed an innocent woman in an auto accident.. It would have been better if he had drove himself into a telephone pole or off the Grand Canyon.

(NCAAF) Florida St was +9.5 vs. Clemson and with 4 seconds left in the game and Clemson leading by 24-20. Florida State backers were ready to celebrate the cover but the unimaginable happen…the ball was at the 30 yard line…(cue the clown music) after a series of backward lateral that lost 30 yards…Clemson was able …
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(MLB)Long time voice of the Red Sox, Jerry Remy has passes away today. He had seen the the ups and downs of the Red Sox over 30 years and will forever be missed. RIP my friend

(NFL) I can’t tell if I am watching Patrick Mahomes or Patrick Starfish leading the Chiefs. He just looks terrible. Did the media jump the gun and make this guy into the next legend?

(Life) They say the average human attention span is 8 seconds. On an NFL Sunday, from the 1pm games till the end of the Sunday night game most male’s attention span is 11 hours. Who said males cannot have laser like focus?

(NFL) Cam Newton has just announced that he is vaccinated and wants to play in the NFL. He is bringing his talent to a team that likes to run the ball 50 times a game and maybe throw it 3 times. He will try his best to complete those 3 passes but don’t expect more …
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(NBA) Regardless if it’s a preseason game it is still an embarrassment. The Charlotte Hornets lost by 68 points to the Dallas Mavericks. At least they didn’t lose by 69 points. We don’t want any Mavericks 69’ ing any Hornets players 🤭

(NFL) After another last second loss by the Lions. Lion’s coach, Dan Campbell, was crying during the post game interview. I never get why coaches cry…they want the team to be tough yet they are the one who is mentally weak. You rather see your coach upset after a loss rather than cry like a …
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(NCAAF) Sarah Fuller of Vanderbilt made history by being the first female kicker. You might as well have another female kicker at Vanderbilt. Joseph Bulovas missed 3 straight easy field goal against Florida. He has one job and fail big time.

(MLB) The batter who makes the last out in a playoff game can sleep like a baby and no one will remember him years from now. The pitcher that gives up a walk off home run in a playoff game will have trouble sleeping and his name will be forever tied to the batter. Alex …
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(NFL) The more you watch Mike McCarthy coaches the more you realize this guy is clueless. With 1:10 left before halftime and the Eagles facing a 3rd and 24 deep in Eagles territory, the Cowboys did not use a time out to stop the clock and get the ball back. Was he afraid that his …
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(NFL) With a chance at a big time upset of the Ravens, with 26 seconds left leading 17-16, the Ravens have the ball at their own 16 yard line and only Detroit can find a way to lose. They give up a 4th and 19 and then proceed to lose to a 66 yard field …
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(NCAAF) Dan Orlovsky is one of the worst analyst. This guy throws out the words “good job”, “love” and “great” constantly every minute and uses cliches left and right. I immediately turn off the sound to the LSU / Mississippi State game when he said the the quarterback threw a beautiful pass. The problem is …
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(NFL) It’s pathetic how a majority of NFL coaches play scared 2 minutes before halftime. They are more concern about giving the ball back to their opponents instead of being aggressive and try to score. They are so content to drain the clock and just go into the locker room. There are only a limited …
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(NFL) When Lamar Jackson purposely tried to break his neck somersaulting and jack knifing into the end zone against the Chiefs. It would have been one of the dumbest play ever for a QB if he did get hurt.

(NFL) 90% of men are happy today. Thank you NFL! The other 10% are out shopping with their wives/ girlfriends but thanks to the internet and smartphone all is not lost.

(NFL) After the Cowboys kick the field goal to take the lead with 1:24 left in the game. Cowboy’s Head coach Mike McCarthy made the mistake of celebrating too early and then realized that Tom Brady is going to crush his sole soon enough. Buccaneers 31 Cowboys 29….the end

(NCAAF) Betting on college football, you have to be prepared to pull your hair out. It is one of the most volatile sport to bet on. Example: on Thursday…Eastern Washington vs UNLV had a total of 66 points. At halftime, the score was 6-3. All the under bettors were probably making dinner reservations at a …
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(MLB) It is just a matter of time when we see a player rip his uniform on a swing. My money is on Luke Voit of the Yankees. This guy just loves extra smedium.

(MLB) Going into today Yadier Molina has caught 17,482 innings over 18 years. With all that crouching if he is able to walk when he is in his 50s that will be an absolute miracle.

(NFL) whenever you hear the term “ball control offense”. It’s pretty much code for our offense sucks.

(World) So the Phizer vaccine has a name now and it’s called Comirnaty. Is this the best that the geniuses at Phizer came up with??? Did they burn too much brain cells developing the vaccine and had no common sense left to find a good name? It sound stupid regardless of how the name came …
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(NFL) The Atlanta Falcons is now the only team in the NFL to have 100% of their players vaccinated. I guess that also means 100% they will never trade for Cole Beasley.

(MLB) Another situation in MLB that makes you want to pull your hair out. Mariners had the bases loaded with 0 outs in the bottom of the ninth of a tie game. JP Crawford wanted to be a hero so bad he start whacking at every pitch as if he was whacking weeds in his …
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(NFL) I was enjoying a YouTube video…all of a sudden an ad pops up and there he is Super Bowl winner Joe Montana trying to convince me to invest in precious metal/gold. No thanks Joe!! I have already invested in gold and it’s right in my mouth in the form of a gold teeth. It’s …
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(MLB) The Red Sox has finally release their Kraken aka Chris Sale today. Sale is 2 years removed from Tommy John and his return is like an infusion of PEDs to this Red Sox team.

(MLB) The Rockies mascot will not undergo a name change from “Dinger” to “Bob” because Lewis Brinson thought someone in the stands was yelling the “N” word toward him. After further review it was just in his head. The fan was just yelling “hey Dinger” and wanted a picture with the lovable triceratop.