Free massages…

Deshaun Watson is back from his suspension and said he will give all the players on the Browns free massages if they beat the Texans this week. Everyone was excited about the massages until they found out that Watson was the one personally giving the massages.

Say it ain’t so…

Joe Burrow’s parents had to drive 6 hours to watch him play the Ravens in Baltimore…Burrow couldn’t send a limo to pick up his parents? The good news was that Burrow got his parents a 25% discount off parking at the stadium and got both of them two fountain drink for free.

Sunny on the mound…

When did MLB start allowing pitchers to wear sunglasses when they pitch? Well, the sunglasses looked cool but upon entering the game Jesse Chavez immediately walk the first guy then gets yanked when he gives up a 2 run single..lets hope he is not the type that wear sunglasses at night!

Anthony Edwards…

He was such a smart young man…well let’s remove the word ”smart” to describe him and replace it with a more appropriate word like “dumbass”..$100 million dollar contract with a 5 cents brain. Great way to show his 1million+ followers how clueless he is. Lets throw this guy literally to the ”wolves”!!

Happy Birthday…

Vanessa Bryant wants the world to know Kobe Bryant would have turn 44 today. This is great. Unfortunately, like my neighbor who turns 68 today… nobody really cares! Vanessa Bryant needs to stop bringing his name up in the media for attention.

You ready John?…

John Wick:Chapter 4 trailer was just released 2 days ago and have over 10 million views. The best line in the trailer was “ not even you can kill everyone”… we all know what will happen…John Wick will kill everyone (only bad guys of course)

Bird brain move…

The Cardinals gave Kyler Murray a 5-year $230.5 million contract. That comes out to approx. $46 million a year. Murray will win you exactly zero Superbowls. This guy pouts, childish and is a bad teammate. 2nd highest paying QB in the NFL for 2022? What a joke.

ESPY…

The ESPY is the most useless award show. Klay Thompson won Comeback Player of the Year over Trey Mancini is a slap in the face. Where is Will Smith when you need him? Trey Mancini had to overcome stage 3 colon cancer and Klay Thompson had a torn ACL…bunch of idiots over at ESPN