Day 50-I am worried…

I am worried about one of America’s greatest tradition. I don’t know what I would do when the day comes. I am talking about Black Friday folks. Is Black Friday going to be cancel this year? Thinking about it just makes me so sad and wish someone can just give me a hug right now. Black Friday is like a mixture of mass chaos and euphoria. One gets so excited when we save 50% but then the dread of having to wait in line for an eternity. The register look so close yet so far away. I compare it to standing in line at Disney World when I was a kid. The only difference is you do “the glance”. “The glance” is when you look at people in front of you and hope they only have a few items. It’s not always the case as there is always one person in line with a cart full of things. This person is going to hold up the line for at least 30 minutes at the register. You want to give up and leave but you realize every where you go its going to be the same nightmare. At least the Christmas music over the store intercom will keep you from turning into the Hulk and smash everything. By the way, social distancing? Good luck! It ain’t happening.