At a White Sox game… a woman got pass security by hiding a gun in the folds of her belly fat. Thanks to this woman all security personnel across MLB will now have to ask all people entering the park to lift up their belly fat for conceal weapons. Apparently the metal detector was unable …
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Month:August 2023
What’s a couple of pounds…
Daniel Vogelbach of the Mets weighs a healthy 270 pounds. He hits a ball off the right field wall and it gets pass the right fielder at least 10 yards. To 99% of MLB players this would be an easy double but Vogelbach was this short of 2nd base. However, he was able to pull …
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Thanks mom and dad…
This is clearly an intentional act by the parents to set up their kid for ridicule. Hope he has a good career and not get “bounce around” the league. If he doesn’t play next week hope it’s a healthy “scratch”. Hope he invest his NFL money wisely so he doesn’t get “ felted”. Panthers players …
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Barbie mania…
Barbie is making a billion dollar at the box and is hoping to capitalized on merchandising also. Figure I go get myself a Ken doll but upon visiting Mattel’s website…two things seems off….where’s Ken?? and without getting into big trouble let’s just say initial reaction is…hmmmmmm…..
Drilling your own catcher…
Seattle catcher Cal Raleigh was heading to the mound with his head down..Pitcher Matt Brash also had his head down and was ready to throw a pitch. At the last second Brash caught himself and stopped his pitch mid motion. If he didn’t, it would have been the first time ever in MLB that a …
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Feed this man…
Ezekiel Elliot signs a one year deal with the Patriots. This is hard to believe that he somehow convinced Bill Belichick that he won’t be lazy and can understand the playbook. Zeke will want the ball at the 1 yard line and goes in for the TD and show that he still has it and …
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Boone flipping out…
If you are going to get ejected might as well leave a lasting impression. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Laz Diaz you have an admirer in Aaron Boone.