Month:April 2023

A complete disgrace. The Bruins with the best record ever in the regular season got eliminated by Florida in the first round. They couldn’t protect a 1 goal lead with just 1 minute left in regulation. This goes to show the regular season is absolutely useless in hockey. This will also go down as the …
Continue reading All for nothing…

A cardinal rule of fantasy football is that you never draft a kicker until the very last round. That also applies in real life. The Niners decided to be stupid and drafted a kicker in the 3rd round. How can John Lynch high five and hug each other after making this pick. There will be …
Continue reading Trying to be cute…

The Eagles are excited to draft Jalen Carter who felled in the draft. However, this is bad news for the residents of Philly. Carter will now be able to buy a faster car to race with so he can reenact scenes from the fast and furious, Someone should also remind him that it’s just a …
Continue reading Fly carter fly…

Legend Jerry Springer past away today at the age of 79. The NBA can learn a lot from his shows. When it comes to the Jerry Springer Show everyone is allowed at least 10 seconds of real fighting, you can throw punches, kicks, pull hair, elbow etc at one another before the muscles steps in …
Continue reading Real fights…

The NFL has a test for all QB prospects called the S2 Cognitive Test which measures how a QB performs in in-game situations. CJ Stroud of Ohio State scored a whopping 16% out of 100%. Clearly this guy has a slightly higher IQ than a football pylon. Just like a high school SAT test. You …
Continue reading Not smartar then a kindergartner…

The first round of the NFL draft last on average 4 hours. The first overall pick should take 15 seconds because Carolina 99% know who they were going to take the night before. When the pick is announce, the Carolina front office will high five and hug each other in a show of fake excitement. …
Continue reading 4 hours…

The Jets finally traded for Aaron Rodgers and these guys are absolutely shocked and their mind blown. Talk about drama queens and kings. Ever since the NFL season ended it was no secret that Rodgers wanted out and the Jets was going after him.

Dillon Brooks poke the bear by calling Lebron old. Lebron responded by scoring 25 points only? Lebron is indeed old. If it was Jordan, he would have put up 50. The difference between Lebron and Jordan comes down to killer instinct.

The NFL suspended 5 players for violating gambling policies. Three of the players were betting on NFL games and has been suspended indefinitely. The NFL thinks we are idiots and wants us to believe no inside information were used. If that is the case the NFL should reveal what were the games these guys were …
Continue reading Give me a 10 team parlay…

Malcom Brogdon wins 6th man award beating out Immanuel Quickley who closes the betting line as a huge favorite as money poured in on him. Quickley was not going to win the award, you don’t get to start 19 games to pad your stats while Brogdon started 0 games. Public money was suckered into his …
Continue reading Not so quick my friend…

Arizona released Madison Bumgarner after just one month with an era of over 10. They didn’t want to keep him around to mentor the young pitchers nor wait till his trade value is high. He was pretty much becoming a bum At 33, he has completely lost it. Unlike most homeless bums, this Bum is …
Continue reading Homeless Bum…

Ja Morant meet Joe Mixon. Another dummy who likes to flash a gun. Joe Mixon is accused of pointed a gun at a woman’s face and saying she “should be popped in the face”. This guy have a serious issue when it comes to the opposite sex. In 2014, he was caught on video punching …
Continue reading Get out of my face woman…

It’s disrespectful. A grown man should not stomp another grown man in the chest. After Draymond Green stomp Domantas Sabonis in the chest…the media needs to call Green what he really is…..a thug playing basketball.

Philadelphia Eagles gives Jalen Hurts a 5 year $255 million contract. That comes out to over $55 million a year. All it takes is one good year and teams overreact and overpay. Running QB are only relevant in fantasy football and will not win Superbowls.

Ex NBA Shawn Kemp tracked down the people that stole his cell phone and decided to pump three bullets into the car to teach them a lesson. The lesson here is don’t mess with his data plan.

There is a video of Zion Williamson dunking in practice and is getting people excited that he is coming back. Who are we kidding here? Let’s not sugar coat this donut, the guy is just fat. He is due to make $33 million next year and will miss at least half a season.

DeMarcus Cousins is “Boogie”ing his talent not to Russia, Europe, China or Japan but to a…..Puerto Rican League???? This is pitiful. Chances are he blew all his money and is desperately looking for a paycheck from the NBA eventually. This guy should just boogie into the night and call it a career.