At my local theater, there are no more than 6 people watching a new movie at an 8pm showing.. but at the mall its jam packed with thousands of people. Are you telling me its more dangerous to watch a movie but safer at the mall with thousands of people RARELY social distancing????
Month:October 2020
Day 216-Biden’s 62% tax…
Here is a simple formula to create jobs…more business=more jobs. This 62% tax for anyone making over 400,000 is plain ridiculous. If my business make $1 million in profit. Are you telling me I am going to pay $620,000 to taxes??!!! That is not a very good plan to encourage people to start businesses and …
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Day 214-Prison league…
In 2008, Michael Vick’s prison intramural football team went 3–5….He apparently played QB for both sides. I bet tight end was not a popular position.
Day 212-You can blame him…
Kids love cotton candy and guess who invented it? That’s right….a dentist. Evil genius.
Day 210-Always wear black…
MLB umpires are not allow to wear blue, red, green or any other color underwear when they are calling a game behind home plate. They have to wear black underwear only. Umpires are already wearing black pants so if they split from all the bending we can’t tell because the underwear is also black. I …
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Day 208-Hold it…
Did you know that a wood frog can hold its pee for up to 8 months?? It would be great if humans are like wood frogs. Kids would never complain about using the bathroom on long road trips. Kid: “Dad, I need to use the bathroom”….Dad: “you just use the bathroom 5 months ago!! you …
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Day 206-Did you know…
Mountain Dew is not exactly 100% bad for you. Most people don’t realize that it is made with concentrated orange juice. Next time, I just scramble some eggs and pour myself a nice glass of Mountain Dew and I will have a complete breakfast.
Day 204-I eat well…
People are envy whenever I tell them I eat lobster 3-4 days a week. They think I have it good.. Everything came crashing down when I realize that the lobster sauce I get at the Chinese place have no lobster at all in them. I thought those little pieces of meat were lobster meat but …
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Day 202-Safety…
So we are all waiting for a Covid-19 vaccine that is deem safe…what is consider safe? I keep seeing all these ads on TV for this and that drug and all of them has disclaimer of serious side including death!! Wait a minute, if the FDA approve all these drugs that has a serious side …
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Day 200-We all can be superheroes…
We all want to be superheroes and it might just happen…All we need is for the CDC to comes out with a report that a cape can protect people from Covid-19. With a mask and cape, we all can then become superheroes.
Day 199-Trillions will be saved…
This Halloween the country will save trillions of dollars. Everyone is already wearing masks so there is no need to go buy a mask for trick or treating.